What’s big, black and green all over? This dude’s dick.
The NFL Network has started broadcasting this year’s Combine, an event where prospects complete a series of physical assessments so that coaches and scouts can get a grasp of an athlete’s general ability and fitness level. It’s a huge step in becoming an NFL player and one’s performance in the combine is taken into account with their collegiate career when it comes time for the draft process.
Basically the NFL Combine is a huge part of these athlete’s careers and a moment they’ve been working their whole lives to achieve. For Mississippi State defensive lineman Chris Jones, however, he’ll always remember it as the day his dicked flopped out before he fell down on live TV.
Jones was participating in a 40-yard dash and was setting a pretty impressive time for an athlete of his size. Everything was going smoothly until he stumbled and fall face forward onto the ground. After announcers speculated on whether or not he was injured, a replay revealed that his entire package had flopped out of his shorts and caused him to tumble forward and slide dick first. Oopsie!
After his embarrassing wardrobe malfunction, the man couldn’t help but laugh as he tucked his bits back into his shorts and stood up unharmed- except for whatever kind of friction burns you can sliding your dick on artificial turf for 5 feet. The best part is that because of the nature of the program, they replayed the whole thing in slow motion before figuring out his dick had wrangled free.
The 2016 Summer Olympics are coming up where spandex sliding around the taut bodies of world class athletes leads to all manner of nipple and vagina slips, however fans of accidental nudity in sports rarely gets to see a penis. Male support and compression garments usually keeps penises well managed but in this case the shorts provided to participants in the Combine were simply too small and prevented the defensive lineman from keeping his personal quarterback safe in the pocket.
Unfortunately the broadcast was done by the NFL Network which understandably didn’t keep clips of the incident online. We can’t legally show you the clip, but a simple search for “NFL Combine dick guy” leads to plenty of videos of Chris Jones’ 40-yard dash turned 20-yard slip-and-dick-slide.
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